Friday, April 6, 2012

PST: Balotelli crashes his $220,000 Bentley

Manchester City have confirmed that Mario Balotelli was involved in a car crash today in Manchester?s city center. Although a passenger was taken to a local hospital as a precaution, it appears the biggest injuries were to the cars, including Balotelli?s $220,000 Bentley. The Manchester Evening News showed a piece of the car resting serenely at road side.

The club also confirmed that Balotelli was not at fault (hadn?t occurred to me to care about that yet). I suppose we?re to infer that trouble is now finding him?

That may have happened with this one. According to a witness, a Vauxhall Corsa was making a quick U-turn, there was a bang, and after the Bentley came to a stop, it?s driver side window descended to reveal Balotelli?s demands: ?get that man to me.?

The best part? The aftermath:

?Mario was on the phone and a short time later a Range Rover turned up with a couple of Italian-looking blokes inside who looked like they knew him.?

They weren?t just guys. They were ?Italian-looking blokes.? Beautiful.

The party presumably drove off making Snatch-esque plans of how to avenge Mario?s fallen Bentley.

Also, I?m buying his kit.

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